Wishes Come True!!

Apparently my Fairy Butch-Mother has been waving her wand and wouldn't you know it....THIS HAPPENS!!

How cool is that!!

So here I am again. Burning the midnight megabyte, making that dough. Which brings me to my next topic......Men.

(apparently the world has gone to sleep cuz I haven't had a call in the last 20 minutes. I've been at it now for 2 hours non stop and now......Nothing.)

so men. men on the phone to be specific. Why God invented such creatures.....Is beyond me. Now don't get me wrong I'm not one of those men hating lesbians (just don't wanna have sex with them, ewww) I do however find them (most of them...I know that there are good ones out there......Somewhere) to be, well.....Stupid. Example.....

there are tapes of women "gone wild" that I know you have seen.....I get a billion of these calls a night. Maybe 5 actually say something and place the order and the rest, hang up. What is the purpose of calling this number and hanging up. Does it get you excited to hear me say "hello, may I help you?" or were you expecting me to be breathing heavy on the verge of multiple orgasms?? I think not.

then out of those 5 I get maybe 2 that want to know everything on the tapes and proceed to tell me EVERYTHING they like to see and make sure they are getting there "moneys worth". The DVD's are free. You pay 6 bucks to ship it BUT THEY ARE FREE!!! Stupid.

I must have gotten 3 calls tonight...Different kids but I'm sure they are in the same household that call the number for The Magic Bullet. Its a kitchen appliance if you don't know. I have to admit, that I get a chuckle when I see it on my screen...Who would name a kitchen appliance after a vibrator........But non the less these boys find it very amusing to call and make fun of the name and wanting to know if in fact...It does vibrate. Ugh.

earlier today I had a man call to place an order for some get rich quick book and when I asked for his credit card info he told me to hold on, I hear a toilet flush, and then asked his wife for permission to order this. She said no. And he hung up. Literally asked for permission.....LOL

ok, well I guess I need to stop right here cuz I just got a call from a woman who would like ME to send HER an envelope with the address of the company so that she can send a money order. I told her that I can give her the address and she told me that she didn't want to get up and get a pen. So women have there moments too. LOL

well I just got back from a half hour break and my first call lasted 15 minutes. Why you ask...Because old people LOVE to talk!! And I don't mind one bit at $$ per minute. Tell me all about your life....And your lifelong friend who you want to help. Tell me aaaaalllllll about it. heh

the next few hours should go by pretty quickly as I apparently (word of the day) scheduled myself several half hour breaks . Which is fine by me since it makes the time go by really really fast.

BREAK TIME!!

ok well I'm going to end this here cuz I just go on for the next 5 hours and tell you all about the people I talk too like this couple that just called me to order a steam cleaner. These two couldn't make a decision to save there lives. oh.my.god. A 5 min call took 20 minutes just about, cause they couldn't decided if they wanted to make one payment or 4. Amazing. While they were just....Having a conversation....I wanted to just beep in to let them know that I was still here.......morons.

its going to be interesting to see what a 2 week paycheck looks like. cuz if I made over $200 in 4 days....14 days is gonna look mighty sweet. Of course ask what the weather is outside and I'll kind look at you like your talking Chinese. I haven't seen the light of day in a while.

have a good day!